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According to a new poll, Hillary Clinton has lost a third of her supporters in Iowa since May. There’s still debate as to whether she lost them or just deleted them from her database.
The State Department just released another batch of Hillary’s emails from when she was secretary of state. In the emails, Hillary asked an aide what time “The Good Wife” was on, how to charge her iPad and how to get Wi-Fi. Hillary sounds less like the secretary of state and more like my mom at a hotel.
Donald Trump is facing criticism for refusing to name his favorite Bible verse. In Trump’s defense, it’s hard to be a fan of the Bible when three out of the seven deadly sins helped him get to where he is today. “Pride, greed and wrath have served me very well.”
In an interview with CNN, former vice-president Dick Cheney said that he has no plans to endorse Donald Trump. When asked if he’d have a change of heart, Cheney was like, “Yes, every week.”
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker says that he thinks only 12 states will decide the presidential election. If Trump wins, those 12 states will include shock, confusion, outrage, despair, denial, anger, bargaining and, finally, acceptance.
President Obama is taking over the White House’s official Instagram account this week to post pictures of his trip to Alaska. Or to put it another way, President Obama is now your annoying friend on vacation.
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jimmy Kimmel
Obama was in Alaska to raise awareness about climate change — and while he was there, he taped an episode of the show “Running Wild with Bear Grylls.” This is a show on which celebrities eat mice and squirrel and drink bodily fluids. In this one, the president teaches us how to survive alone in the wilderness, surrounded by 14 Secret Service officers disguised as trees.
A lot of people are upset that our president is appearing on a reality show, to which I say — big deal! A little over a year from now, we might have a president who hosted a reality show.
Did you hear about the woman in Kentucky who refuses to issue the same-sex marriage licenses? ... Why can’t we get a meter maid who says it’s against her religion to give out parking tickets?
Trump signed a loyalty pledge to the Republican party, saying that he would endorse whoever wins the Republican nomination and would not run as a third-party candidate. And when Donald Trump makes a vow, he keeps it. Ask any of his wives.
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